If you asked me if Schmoopsie and I played Rock, Paper, Scissors in an extremely questionable-looking Mexican restaurant to determine who had to take Bug out to change her diaper in the Jeep, I'd probably say no.
If you further asked me if I lost the traditional round of best of three, and then naturally demanded a single winner-takes-all round and lost that, too, I'd also probably say no.
I'd probably admit to eating about a billion of the very authentic tacos, though, because they were DELISH. That part is not a lie.
P.S. Also, I washed my hands. Again, not a lie.