Dear Driver In Front Of Me-
Thanks so much for the wave. Just so you know, I really only let you in front of me because you were two full-grown, professional men in shirts and ties all scrunched into a bright yellow Chevy Aveo, and I felt bad for you. Plus, you were using your blinker, which is the polite thing to do.
Have a nice day,
The Girl Behind You Singing Along To The Radio