When she was very small, Paddy and I smiled when we saw an identical Wubby at Ross for $4.99.
Oh cute, we thought. There's a brand new Wubby just like Bug's!
We were oblivious to it at the time, but that was the moment we made a crucial first-time parent mistake. We left without the new Wubby.
As Bug grew, she fell madly, deeply in love for the first time. You guessed it; Wubby was the sole target of her heart's desire. She loves Wubby. Here's the thing, though, toddler love equals item in mouth equals slobbery mess equals dirty.
This terrible formula of germs is especially true in Wubby's case, because, for whatever reason, Bug has chosen only one of the four corners as the particular point of her affection. One corner. The same corner every. single. time. It's disgusting. Want proof?
|A pile of Wubbys|