I'm sure some of you are interested in imagining what a tiny version of Paddy would look like with a bow and a diaper. I am happy to oblige.
For example, engrossed in SportsCenter, Baby Girl Husband would look like this:
The resemblence is particularly startling when she is unhappy.
Grouchy Baby Girl Husband looks like this:
Feeling a bit shy, Timid Baby Girl Husband is a doll:
And, deciding this diaper business isn't all that bad,
Cheerful Baby Girl Husband: