Monday, March 23, 2009

Trusty Purple Mixing Bowl

It is not my intention now, nor has it ever been, to find my blog morphing into a daily log of the various places, times, and situations in which I find myself yuking into my trusty purple mixing bowl. (Pregnancy Decree Numero Uno: Trusty Purple Mixing Bowl is hereby relegated to a lifetime of servitude in this capacity only, and at no time in the future shall be permitted to enter into any different profession.) Clearly, this blog is a masterpiece of creativity, subtlety, and intellectual discussion of the fine things in life. However, I must admit this blog is also to serve as the journal and history of me and my people, and therefore I would be remiss in neglecting to mention such a pervasive and all-encompassing aspect of my current life. So as to not offend my naturally delicate sensibilities, I shall be brief. Note the classic simplicity of the final phrase in what would be the entry for March 6, 2009 in my yuking log blog, were I crude enough to have such a thing.

"And that is how I found myself at both the start and finish of my day: in a moving vehicle, emptying the sparse contents of my stomach into my trusty purple mixing bowl."


Alice said...

hehehehe glad she is such a trusty friend now. Can you imagine what would happen without her?

I am also grateful for the disclaimer. I can rest assure I will not be devouring salad at the next potluck out of such a trusty bowl :).

Here's to hoping the barfing going away with the coming of your second trimester.

Liv said...

beautiful boy is making me want to toss my cookies in a purple bowl. HOW COULD THE DAD SMOKE POT WITH HIS SON?! that is NOT a good way to dissuade your child from doing drugs.


Sean & Carly said...

Congratulations! I am happy for you! You will be a great mom! Tell your mom I said HI!

Samantha Kennicott said...

Congratulations, Kris! I am so excited for you guys! Hopefully the yucky/sick stage will be over soon and you can get to the happy/glowing stage. :)

colette said...

Hopefully it will end soon. I've already seen a reprieve from, uh... the same thing.

Christy and Kevin said...

Yea! Congratulations! Sorry you are sick....I think it means that you will have a perfect baby if you are sick while pregnant. When are you due?