Monday, December 29, 2008

Brace yourselves

Spoken by a 60-something grandmotherly type at an after-Christmas ward Christmas party:

"I don't eat coconut. Tastes like tonsil scabs."

Yup. Tonsil scabs.

Carry on.

3 comments:

mary elizabeth said...

oh wow. i think i just threw up a little in mouth.

you weren't kidding when you said, "brace yourselves".

Kris said...

Well, Mary dear, I hope it makes you feel better to know that it was YOUR ward party where the atrocity occured. Maybe I just won't tell you who it was and you can spend every Sunday glancing around in a paranoid sort of way...

Liv said...

ew.