Based on the daily experience of my life, let's see if I can preempt all the very clever comments and questions everyone is thinking at this point:
Yes, I'm still pregnant!
Yep, I'm positive there's just one in there.
You're right, it is nice that I work in a hospital. (Too bad it's not the one I deliver in. Unless, you know, accidentally.)
I feel like I'm about to pop, too!
Yes, I am being induced in 9 days. No, that is not "almost here!"