Chatterbox

Hello, Buddy!

The other day, Daddy and I were juggling your wiggly little self in Sacrament meeting, and over the thrashing and flailing of your little blonde head, our eyes met. "Why did we ever teach this kid to talk?" Daddy mouthed, and I rolled my eyes. Once upon a time, I'm told, maybe you didn't talk much? Can it be true? It's hard for me to imagine because now, less than three short months since Early Intervention started coming to help you with your words, we can't get you to shut up. 

Should've known; you're my kid, after all.

It's downright amazing to see the change, little son. It's like one day you realized, huh, if I say "tootie" and they hear it, they understand me and hand me a cookie and BAM! That was the end of our quiet little dude. I doubt very much if I could list all the words you say on a regular basis now, but just by way of proving my point, you moved from saying, oh, maybe 3-8 words in early October to the following list: Mama, Daddy, Addy, doggy, teddy, wubby, ball, car, cookie, please, up high, bye bye, hello, hi, uh-oh, down, up, shoe, sock, hat, eye, nose, cheeks, cheese, please, thank you, no, light, wow, bubble, kick, ew, owie, poop (that one's a real crowd pleaser), airplane, throw, crash, in, on, Nana, Pop Pop, Mim, Aunt B, fishie, food, and your very favorite-- yep, yep, YEP! You make all kinds of animal and vehicle sounds, (is that a boy thing? vehicle sounds?) and you imitate us when we count to ten. Your most popular party trick, though, is your perfect and energetic referee arm signals when we call out 'touch down', 'first down', and 'incomplete'. 

You're daddy's kid, after all!

You are big and tumble-y and snuggle-y all at once, little man. You fill out our family with your squeals of delight and shouts of displeasure. You come running to me for a kiss for your owies, and toddle away again, grinning widely through the tears. 

You have a funny little habit of putting all kinds of things on your head and then holding very still, calling out "hat! HAT!" until someone notices your amazing feat of balance. Look at you, son! Maybe we should get you a unicycle and prepare you for halftime shows. 

By the time you read this, no one will probably remember references from Arrested Development, but I'm going to use one anyway. When we tell you no or take away some (usually breakable or sharp) object that you shouldn't have, you wheel around, drop your head and round your shoulders, and wander off dejectedly, just exactly like George Michael from the show. It looks like this:

and here's the secret: even though you're sad, it's freaking hilarious.

You are a treasure, my darling. We can't remember what life was life without you, except for this: I bet I did a lot less laundry. 

I love you, son, to the moon and back.

Mama

Please may

Like generations of parents before us, Paddy and I have been trying to wrangle some good manners into the duo of wild gorillas that live in our house. This pretty much consists of reliving the same basic situation (one small person steals toy/book/off-limits Christmas ornament from other small person; wailing ensues) over and over again and responding by repeating the same basic disciplinary/educational shtick over and over again, all the while hoping that something we are saying is tattooing itself into the moral code of at least one of the two culprits so we don't end up with a double dose of teenage delinquents, or, worse, one of those whiny kids who tattle-tells all the time.

It turns out that all this molding and shaping of young behavior results in some pretty great moments. For example, the time Bug responded to one of my exasperated recitals of "Kindness Begins with Me" by dropping her eyebrows into a low scowl and snappily correcting me: "No, Mama. Kindness begins with HEAVENLY FATHER."

You got me.

We've also been stressing the importance of using polite language, particularly when asking for things. In that funny way that little minds warp things, Bug has interpreted this to mean that any inclusion of the phrase "please may" is considered polite, regardless of the questionable grammatical structure of the sentence. This means that around our house, we get plenty of requests like, "Mama, will you get me some chocolate milk please may?" or "Please may can we go to Nana's now?"

The first person who corrects her will a swift punch in the kidneys.

Mister Baggins is pretty new to the whole disciplinary arena, but his deep joy at throwing food off of his high chair tray has landed him in his first few rounds of timeout. I'll tell you what, when that kid is finished eating, he is quite emphatic about it.

All this to say, raising these kids is a joy. A challenge, for sure, but a joy. And I don't know why I've felt so stuck without funny things to blog about them.

Playing Row, Row, Row Your Boat together.

Other things that happened in October

Because our lives have been crazy busy the last little while--you wouldn't believe the hours Schmoopsie has put in on the road for work recently!--I haven't gotten around to blogging all kinds of cute things that happened last month. 

One night after Paddy finished up with his work and before I hurried off to my job (split shift workers! Can I get a hey-ohh for the magic of the kid hand-off?) we took the kids to a local pumpkin patch to choose some gourds for the season. Let's not talk about whether those gourds possibly stayed in our garage and never once got decorated and/or carved all month long, or whether they might be sitting in that same garage yea even at this very hour, mmmmkay? I know. Bad parents.

Things at the patch started out pretty cute.

And then they sort of deteriorated a little. YOU KNOW.

In my defense, at least one of the days we spent NOT carving our pumpkins was spent hunting for witches at Gardner Village. We've hit up the scavenger hunt three years running now, and this year was definitely the most fun for Mister Baggins. (Although, to be fair, the first year he was floating around in utero, so maybe that one was pretty great. I don't know.)

Remember when the kids tried on those hats last year? Mister was still wearing footie outfits!

And then, almost as soon as we got home from Disneyland, it was Halloween! Bug had debated for a couple of weeks over which of her two red-headed princess idols she'd be dressing up as, but ultimately ditched Brave in honor of Ariel. MJ and I worked long and hard to achieve that famous mermaid hair swoosh in the front. I'm pretty sure the polygamist women in southern Utah must have pantries full of aerosol hairspray in order to achieve this look with such ease.

Because I am THAT MOM, I made Mister dress as a lobster to coordinate with her outfit. Yep. THAT MOM.

Maybe coordinating outfits are a bit obnoxious, I know, but just LOOK HOW CUTE! 

The Happiest Place on Earth

So here's the thing. We took our kiddos to Disneyland 2 weeks ago and I haven't blogged about. I don't even have a good excuse.

Grammy Lu had mentioned taking advantage of her flight benefits and scooting to Disneyland for the day for a couple of months, but we didn't have any concrete plans to go. With the holidays fast approaching (what in the NOVEMBER ALREADY?!) and Paddy's INSANE end of the year work schedule, I had pretty much figured we wouldn't be able to squeeze anything in until at least early 2014.

And then, with about 10 days advance warning, Grammy and Bunk asked if we wanted to crash their romantic weekend getaway to Las Vegas, where my dad was dragging Lalli to see his man-crush Mark Knopfler in concert. (Hey, Dad! I spelled Knopfler right on the first try! Who's your favorite kid NOW?)(Take that, MJ.) The timing was perfect, since we'd be celebrating Bug's 4th birthday on the trip. As soon as I could make work arrangements, Grammy Lu and Bunk grabbed a park ticket package at Costco and checked flights out of Las Vegas to California. How great are they?

(Grammy was the designated potty companion for Bug for the entire trip, no exceptions, as per the birthday girl's demands. So the answer here is: REALLY GREAT.) 

So guess what? We did it! We drove to Las Vegas, picking Paddy up from a work trip to Mesquite on the way, and the next morning hopped a nearly empty JetBlue flight to Long Beach. We stopped at our favorite greasy diner for breakfast, and then loaded in the rental minivan (secret: I want one) to talk about the rest of the day.

And here is where you get to see the first video I've ever posted on the blog. Ready for your daily dose of happy? This is the moment we told Bug where we were going for her big birthday adventure. Wait for it, trust me, because when she finally gets it, it's AWESOME. The giggles start around the 1 minute mark, but the real magic hits at 01:58.

Excitement achieved, we dashed over to the park pretty quick, and immediately jumped in line at Jungle Cruise along with EVERY OTHER PERSON ON PLANET EARTH. 

After the serious error in judgement that resulted in a 45 minute wait for that first ride, we hit the Disney app and enjoyed reasonable lines for the rest of the day.

Making spooky faces before Haunted Mansion

 

For reasons she really can't explain, Bug was terrified of the human characters, but not the giant stuffed ones.

After a great day meeting characters and riding all kinds of rides (quick recap: Bug loved Dumbo, HATED getting wet on Splash Mountain, liked Pirates- which is Mama's favorite) we headed to Goofy's Kitchen for dinner with the characters. Grammy and Bunk scored these tickets as part of a Costco travel package, and to be honest, I thought it was sort of a frivolous extra. 

Let me be the first to admit this: NO ONE DOES HOSPITALITY LIKE DISNEY. The food was delicious, and the whole experience was--ready your gag reflexes now--kind of magical. 

Translation: I cried when my son hugged a chipmunk.

In short, the dinner--the whole day, really--was amazing. It was the fastest Disney trip in the world, and we had more fun than I ever could have hoped for. Thank you, Grammy Lu and Bunk for such an amazing surprise!

Happy 4th birthday, Princess. I love you.

 I hope it was magical.

My daughter, the parolee.

This morning, Bug was very carefully placing the magnetic letters that stick to our fridge in alphabetical order. This is a very time consuming process involving her singing the ABC song repeatedly down to the last letter she placed in order to know which one comes next.

Yea, and then there was great mourning in all the land because she discovered that we no longer have a Q.

"I don't have any letter Q," she said, her eyes large and sad.

"Yeah, that's true," I said, dismissively, after a cursory glance at the fridge to make sure she hadn't overlooked it. "We'll have to go get more letters at the store sometime."

(As an aside, I'm not sure about your kids, but mine are still young enough that a veiled and vague reference to replacing an item at a later, unspecified date is almost always enough to defer any further heartbreak over an issue.)

"It would be good if we went to the store and stole-ded some new letters," she said, shrugging nonchalantly.

Wait, what?

"Bug, why would we STEAL it? That would be a terrible choice!" I said, sputtering a little in my shock.

"Yeah, we could stole them because all the other kids would want them, too", she said. And I'm telling you, in her eyes was a diabolical sort of sparkle that sent shivers down my spine.

Motherhood is so glamorous.

Bug has been fully potty trained for more than a year now. Any reduction in the number of diapers I find myself intimately acquainted with on a given day is cause for celebration, and the successful toilet training of my oldest is a parental victory I will carry with me to my grave.

Nevertheless, simply making it to the potty on time does not an entirely independent toileter make. For the sake of hygiene, parental oversight is, on particular occasions, still a necessary help. To her eternal chagrin, this means Bug will occasionally find herself stranded on the toilet shouting at the top of her lungs and (gasp) sometimes waiting a moment or two until her mother can arrive for inspection.

Today, the magnetic pull of Henry the Hugglemonster playing on the t.v. in the basement proved too much for her small reserve of patience to override. Unaware that she had even gone upstairs to use the bathroom, I looked up from the laundry I was folding to see her clutching the handrail on the stairs for dear life, awkwardly lumbering down the steps with her ankles tethered together by her bunched up underwear and pants.

Ignoring the surprised expression on my face, she clumsily trotted over and immediately bent over at the waist, eagerly awaiting my review and anticipated stamp of approval.

So, what did you do this morning?

And then somehow, it's nineteen months later.

My sweetest Mister Baggins,

 My darling boy, I simply cannot accept that you are so grown up. Look at you! All big boy hair and wide grins. It seems like just yesterday the doctor handed over a sticky, squishy, chubby little baby with a scrunchy pink face. To me, you should still be wearing nothing but footie pajamas and awkwardly flapping your little baby arms in the sky. Instead, you are a big boy, running and climbing and wrestling. Each day you are less my baby and more a little dude.

You are a charmer, my little peanut snack. (Maybe that's a poor choice in nicknames, what with your peanut allergy. You are only allowed a tiny bit of peanut butter each week, and we must be very careful not to get it on your skin or you'll break out into hives. We are hoping you might grow out of this so you don't have to sit at the No Peanut table in school because that would be sad.)(Also, because Reese's Peanut Butter cups. Right?) You are soft and cuddly and oh-so-funny. You have a toothy little grin that lights up the whole room. You are very much like your daddy, with an unendingly sweet and cheerful disposition and easy going personality.

I’ll tell you what, for such a quiet little guy, you sure have managed to earn a whole lot of attention recently. Despite your fantastic pediatrician reassuring us that you were just fine—those were his exact words, “He’ll be JUST FINE”, with a friendly wink and nod to your Mama’s neuroses—we decided to have you evaluated for speech development. You don’t say a lot of words, see, and in comparison to Bug, who from dawn until dusk jabbers and chats nearly incessantly, the contrast is stark.

The workers from Early Intervention came out a couple of weeks ago and played on the carpet with you using all their special little toys. It was fun to see you warm up to them and accomplish the little tasks. Your chubby little fingers pinched the coins and dropped them neatly into a slot, your little grin betraying your quiet pride when you got it right. You pointed at objects and chased down the ball and didn't even squirm when they tested your hearing. You won over their hearts in an instant, little buddy, and they agreed with your doctor, (“Just fine, Mom!” they said) pronouncing all areas of development, including receptive language, as right on target with the exception of expressive speech where you lag behind a bit. They promised to come back a couple of times to help you learn new words. Right now, you know 'doggy', 'mommy', 'daddy', Bug’s name, 'bubble', 'uh oh', 'hi', 'eye', and you’re working on 'diaper' and 'shoes'. We're sure that quite soon, you'll be able to fire back at Bug with the sort of vicious rhetoric that mouthy little girl needs to keep her in her place.

Speaking of Bug, that little princess is your very best pal. The two of you have such a funny little friendship. In your eyes, that little redheaded bit of spunk is the sun and the moon. You adore her, and she loves you, too. To you, she can do no wrong. (Only trust me on this one-- yes she can!) Occasionally she acts like a grumpy big sister (as a big sister myself, I can spot all the signs) and does something that makes you scream. A couple of days ago, for no reason that I could ascertain and while she thought I wasn’t looking, she put both hands between your shoulder blades and shoved you forward.

“Block in the back!” I thought. “Unsportsmanlike conduct! Ten yard penalty!” She marched off to her room to serve the necessary time out while I wiped your tears. Before I could even give you a proper hug, though, you pushed yourself off my lap and trotted down the hallway after your playmate, her trespasses already forgiven. You are so sweet.

And, to be fair, you've perfected a wicked little pop on the head with the wooden spoon you love to play with, so the tables are evening out. 

You are a physical little man in all the very best ways. Unlike your sister, you love to snuggle and cuddle. Daddy has a favorite game to play with you when he gets home from work. As soon as he can peel his tie and dress clothes off, he flops down on the fluffy green rug in the living room, lying flat on his back. Just as fast as your stubby little legs can get you there, you are right at his side, tumbling onto his tummy and wrestling back and forth. We shout, "TOUCHDOWN" and your pudgy little arms swing straight up in the air; "First down!" and your one little fist swings down and points forward. Your daddy is in heaven. You are full of dinosaur growls and lion roars and loud, smacking kisses. You are a dream. 

You fill my life with joy. Between your sister's spark and your overwhelming goodness, your daddy and I are overwhelmed with good things. Sometimes I am not as filled with gratitude as I should be. I’m ashamed to admit it, son, but sometimes rather than celebrating the way my life overflows with joy and goodness, I instead find the well of my heart filling up with drips of sorrow for the things I don’t have. I sat on the couch in our poorly lit basement a few days ago, wallowing at bit at the laundry that needed to be folded and the things that Mommys wallow about sometimes, and found myself watching you as you watched Doc McStuffins, your two fingers lodged in their comfortable spot in your mouth. You leaned back on to my lap, your head leaning sideways on my leg and the rest of your soft little body curled up next to me. I felt the weight of you resting contentedly against my body and I ran my fingers through your soft hair.

He is a treasure. The words twisted into shape my mind and swelled until there was room for nothing else.

HE IS A TREASURE.

I marvel at it, at the perfect description it is of you. A treasure. Of course. You are my treasure, son, and I am blessed beyond measure to have you. Our family is blessed to have you.

I love you to the moon and back, buddy.

Love,
Mama