Floyd is squirmy these days. Sometimes I think she's determined to push her way directly out of my skin. She's also a giant. (See d...

In addendum to the previous post which justifies an entirely new post: Do not, under any circumstances, conduct a google image search of t...

Submitted for discussion: There is no better food in all the world than corn on the cob. Mmmm. On an entirely unrelated note: By raise of ...

Last night, Sweetie Pie and I had the following conversation: SP: Wife? You know what would be gross? Me: What? SP: If, like, the baby...

Remember that scene in Disney's The Little Mermaid where Ariel gets her voice back? One minute she's standing there mute, and the n...

Husband killed a spider the size of a tarantula in our basement today. I don't really feel like I need to add anything to that statemen...

Here is a picture of two things: #1- Floyd and me at 29 weeks. #2- The tiny amount of space left in our entire house that is not covered in ...