37 Weeks

Based on the daily experience of my life, let's see if I can preempt all the very clever comments and questions everyone is thinking at this point:

Yes, I'm still pregnant! 

Yep, I'm positive there's just one in there.

You're right, it is nice that I work in a hospital. (Too bad it's not the one I deliver in. Unless, you know, accidentally.)

I feel like I'm about to pop, too!

Yes, I am being induced in 9 days. No, that is not "almost here!"