Monday, October 3, 2011

Bonus Mommy Points.

It happened while I was folding up the blankets from our weekend fort. Bug came trotting down the hall, hair askew, with a mildly disgusted look on her face, attempting to spit out very small chunks of an unknown white residue.

Afraid to even consider the possibilities, I wiped the crud off her lips and tentatively took a sniff.

It smelled... clean.

"Is that SOAP?!" I asked, incredulously.

"Suhp," she repeated, nodding.

I demanded to be led to the scene of the crime. Tiny fingers wrapped around my hand and dragged me down the hall and into my bedroom.



I can imagine what you're wondering at this point, so I'll just go ahead and confirm it for you. Yes, that is my deodorant. Yes, those are very small teeth scrapes. No, they were not there yesterday.

I CANNOT WAIT for her to bring a boyfriend home. 
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2 comments:

  1. Samantha KennicottOctober 4, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    Okay, that is HILARIOUS! :)

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  2. Lauren in GAOctober 4, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    I just had to tell you that I still lurk on your blog. (I commented years ago.) In my humble opinion (and my opinion is based on factual evidence) YOU are one of the greatest writers in the entire blogsphere.

    Congratulations on baby #2!!!!

    Seriously...I am not kidding. Your writing is fantastic.

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