Oh, and also...

I realize I already posted today. Just thought I should give all of my newly graduated friends a little heads up. If your brain says this:

"Hey, Self, I don't care how hungry you are and how cold your office is. You aren't in college any more. There is no excuse for running to the grocery store next to the office and buying frozen burritos that you intend to heat in the break room microwave and eat. Especially when the individually wrapped ones belong to a mystery brand. Steer clear! No mas!"

then listen. Otherwise you'll end up eating a hideously disgusting used-to-be-frozen-and-now-some-parts-are-still-frozen-and-other-parts-are-on-fire imitation of a burrito wondering why you ever got your Master's if you just intended to keep eating prepackaged frozen foods willy nilly with no thought to the possible gastrointestinal repercussions.

It's not a fun place to be.