That's it. Everyone freeze. Don't move. No one may walk anywhere; the floors have been vacuumed/swept/mopped. The Bug may not wake...

Stacey couldn't do anything about the disparity in dress size, but she did the best she could to give me Mandy Moore's hair. I give...

If I were a cosmetologist, I bet it would bug me when people brought in pictures of celebrities and demanded a haircut that would transform ...

While I was preparing my lunch today, it occured to me that I had never resolved for all to see the results of Tomato Extravaganza 2009 . Pr...

Somehow I doubt an amphibian inspired robe would look as cute in adult sizes...

Katie seems to think I was called as the primary pianist. Surely she jests. Why would I be in a state of near panic over playing Give Said...

This was the statement presented to the Bishop of our ward as fact: "Kristie plays the piano." I suppose this is technically not...